02.29.08

Van Lear Rose

Posted in Five-Word Record Reviews at 9:00 am by jpnance

Van Lear Rose Album Cover

Loretta Lynn, Van Lear Rose
Interscope Records, 2004
3 Stars

Somewhere, there’s a great album.

02.28.08

Sex Packets

Posted in Five-Word Record Reviews at 9:00 am by jpnance

Sex Packets Album Cover

Digital Underground, Sex Packets
Tommy Boy Records, 1990
3 Stars

Sometimes hilarious but often tedious.

02.27.08

Brothers in Arms

Posted in Five-Word Record Reviews at 9:00 am by jpnance

Brothers in Arms Album Cover

Dire Straits, Brothers in Arms
Warner Bros. Records, 1985
4 Stars

I shall dub thee: electrofolk.

02.26.08

Elephant Mountain

Posted in Five-Word Record Reviews at 9:00 am by jpnance

Elephant Mountain Album Cover

The Youngbloods, Elephant Mountain
RCA Records, 1969
4 Stars

An overlooked gem of folk.

02.25.08

Purple Rain

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Purple Rain Album Cover

Prince and the Revolution, Purple Rain
Warner Bros. Records, 1984
5 Stars

This taste is worth acquiring.

02.24.08

From a Basement on the Hill

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From a Basement on the Hill Album Cover

Elliott Smith, From a Basement on the Hill
ANTI- Records, 2004
3 Stars

Fairly disappointing, to be honest.

02.23.08

Bluesbreakers with Eric Clapton

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Bluesbreakers with Eric Clapton Album Cover

John Mayall and the Bluesbreakers, Bluesbreakers with Eric Clapton
Deram Records, 1966
5 Stars

Let’s get the word out.

02.22.08

Heckler's Prospectus

Posted in Links at 10:09 pm by jpnance

Heckler’s Prospectus

Tell me if this has ever happened to you: you’re taking off work — but not counting it as personal time off! — watching a ball-game between your favorite team and their most hated rivals, it’s the top of the ninth inning with the score tied, the opposing slugger comes up, and you can’t think of a single insulting thing to say about him.

I mean, he’s never been connected with steroids, his name isn’t anywhere close to being morphed into a swear word, and he’s never even gotten a parking ticket. He’s not too fat, he’s not too skinny, he’s not too old, and he’s not too young.

It’s a tough place to be in but you’re prepared.

Out comes your printed copy of Heckler’s Prospectus and you quickly find out that his wife cheated on him and was then awarded a disproportionately large amount of his money in the divorce settlement. And damned if he won’t hear about it!

These guys find a way to make fun of A.J. Burnett so you know they’re good.

Pro tip: louder equals funnier.

Heckler’s Prospectus

Posted in Links at 10:09 pm by jpnance

Heckler’s Prospectus

Tell me if this has ever happened to you: you’re taking off work — but not counting it as personal time off! — watching a ball-game between your favorite team and their most hated rivals, it’s the top of the ninth inning with the score tied, the opposing slugger comes up, and you can’t think of a single insulting thing to say about him.

I mean, he’s never been connected with steroids, his name isn’t anywhere close to being morphed into a swear word, and he’s never even gotten a parking ticket. He’s not too fat, he’s not too skinny, he’s not too old, and he’s not too young.

It’s a tough place to be in but you’re prepared.

Out comes your printed copy of Heckler’s Prospectus and you quickly find out that his wife cheated on him and was then awarded a disproportionately large amount of his money in the divorce settlement. And damned if he won’t hear about it!

These guys find a way to make fun of A.J. Burnett so you know they’re good.

Pro tip: louder equals funnier.

Hot Shots II

Posted in Five-Word Record Reviews at 9:00 am by jpnance

Hot Shots II Album Cover

The Beta Band, Hot Shots II
Astralwerks, 2001
2 Stars

They sample Three Dog Night.

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